Unveiling most embarrassing secrets of My Life- Part 2

Read Unveiling Most Embarrassing Secrets of My Life -Part 1, first, before reading the following ,Part 2.

So as I told you in my earlier post , Bollywood had messed up all my concepts. But there was more thing about which I had a wrong idea ( frankly speaking I am ashamed of it now)….condom.

It was around class 5 or 6 that I started to hear the words AIDS and condom a lot.“ Use condom and prevent AIDS” all great personalities said on the T.V (even Shabana Aazmi). Arrey boss. First tell us what the hell is a condom . Nobody bothers about that , do they? Till class 10th I thought condom was a tablet. Can you believe it? Shame on me and shame on all those T.V people.

But how was I to think otherwise? These condom ads, they just show a man and a woman kissing each other, then the camera moves towards a pink silk cloth on which two semi black packets are kept . alongside is a candle. And then it says “KAMASUTRA CONDOMS….. for the wild beast in you” and then there is Sachin Tendulkar . He came up every now and then to say ,” SAIYAM RAKHO, BANO WAFAADAAR ,KARO CONDOM KA ISTEMAAL….”.My highly scientific and analytical brain concluded that since Sachin was asking kids to take the Polio drops, he also wanted married couples to take condom tablets to prevent AIDS. That made me believe that condom was a tablet that somehow prevented AIDS by blocking your nose or otherwise (rubbing of nose used to make babies for me...see Part 1).

The final confirmation had come when I was on a bus and on the way I saw a huge billboard…totally black with the following words on it , DELUXE CONDOMS…..now in strawberry flavor . Underneath was the picture of a beautiful woman showing her bare back. Alongside her was written ,” I am in the mood for something special tonight.”

From all this STUFF , I made two landmark conclusions.

First , condom was a tablet which prevented AIDS.

Second , it came in different flavors , which flavor to eat was decided by the woman’s mood.

I must tell you that I was pretty confident about these concepts for a really long time. The real jolt came in class 10 when Paintal Ma'am taught the reproductive system. Though the book was utterly useless with sketchy details ( as if the author himself was a censor board panelist) it made two things very clear to me.

First, producing babies involved a touch more than rubbing your noses. Rubbing noses only transmitted influenza microbes...

Second, bellybutton and belly lock were wrong concepts.

It was later in class 12 that I understood in detail that a sperm and an ovum with chromosome number n each fuse to form a 2n zygote which later swells up to become a baby. I think my concepts improved about 75 percent( the rest 25 % were those intricate portions which I don’t think our C.B.S.E books had the courage to clarify on). And yes I understood that condom was not a tablet. I think the last concept was the single biggest achievement of my Biology learning.

To come back to the point. there were a lot of things in “ THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM” that I did not understand..still I managed to get away with it . As a matter of fact, my Biology paper was set very intelligently by some Government School teacher( I dont know why they gave the opportunity to set the board paper to those fuckin’ faggots). I'll tell you what these Govt School teachers do?…They usually have the sample copies of JPH Guide, U LIKE Sample papers and CBSE Sample Papers sets which they get free of cost…with each book having 100 times more knowledge than their entire clan. These greedy teachers are very fond of getting free samples of everything ( No offence meant to the any Govt school teacher reading this blog :P) . They mix the questions from all the stuff they are having and make the Final Paper!

So I looked at the last 10 years question papers. Paper setters thought, they played smart…But the students are a lot smarter than them…I noted that two questions SPERMATOGENESIS, and OOGENESIS were set alternatively each year. Last year was spermatogenesis , so I mugged up oogenesis. I also mugged up 10 different ways of population control because that question was set earlier in my pre boards. When I got my paper ,I quickly turned the page to look at question number 11. Bingo ! Oogenesis~!!. I thanked God , cursed Bollywood and started writing.

To tell you the truth , from where I started …… I have learned a hell lot. At least now I know that when a dog is onto a bitch in the middle of the road they are as I would have said a long time back “ rubbing their noses”. These days I only say “ YEH TO BADA TOING HAI.”

Unveiling most embarrassing secrets of My Life- Part 1

Its about what happened with me in class 12^th. I was a good and a sincere student at that time : P and I used to score good marks in the class as well...

It was another September but this time it was special for its own reasons….Also it was my first exam to test my preparations before the so called mighty and deadly Boards. I was a wannabe Engineer and I started the preparations for the Competitive Examinations from class 12^th itself…ya…it was early for me but not for other students of my age who started preparing from class 11^th....but did it matter, the end result was same for all of us….B Grade Engineering college with retard teachers and stuff…..My maternal grandmother used to say “Mera Ishu toh IIT mein Jaayega” that time I was aware of my capabilities and I used to laugh and reply” Haan Haan, Uda Lo Mazaak”....though I went to IIT later….with the only difference that it was Junior-IIT rather…

So I was telling you about My Half yearly exams right!!

My datesheet was made in heaven, I mean they gave us ample time for preparations (two holidays before each exam)…..Though my preparations for my Biology exam in my half yearlys were pretty decent.but those fucktards gave the most difficult chapter thatz the Reproductive system in the Half Yearlys itself and I knew that this chapter would pose the ultimate trouble ,as it had done earlier in class 10. Why I dreaded this chapter has a bit of history attached to it like all other things in my life.

Bollywood, it was all due to bollywood , What usually happens in a b’wood Movie..I’ll tell you..The basic plot of ninety percent of the b'wood movies is:- Boy meets girl, strict father finds out, girl is locked away then either kills herself (mainly due to intolerable pain of heartbreak and thrashings from the father) or runs away with that boy....finally getting married or not..it depends...But what it did was develop my poor concepts on Reproduction.They just don’t show the intricacies, do they? And when some brave film maker dares to bare, these dumbasses in the censor board cut all the educational scenes.( Oh how I wish to be on that god damn censor board). So after all the Hindi films that I saw my scientific mind observed that there were two possible methods ( only two mind you!) by which a baby emerged from a woman’s tummy.

First ,the man and his wife marry. On the night of their marriage she brings milk. He drinks it. She smiles. They rub their noses together and wallah! Its done. The next scene, the woman vomits ,asks for tamarind , her belly swells and a child pops up.

Second, a boy and a girlfriend meet in the park then they go behind a bush or a tree. The bush or the tree shakes. The girl starts puking in the morning and her father says” KALMUHI…...TUNE HUMAARE KHAANDAAN KI NAAK KATWA DI .” The girl goes for an abortion (only in Kya Kehna , Priety Zinta had the guts to give birth to a child).

Based on these observations my scientific and highly analytical brain made the following conclusions.

First, rubbing of nose or shaking of the trees is the most important part of a child’s birth. If you don’t do either of the two things you cannot produce a baby.

Second a woman should never tell her husband that she is to give birth to a baby , she has to convey it by mannerisms and not speech. So either she can vomit or she can ask for tamarind ,or she can put a picture of a baby on the wall and point out to that picture when her husband returns from office. I also noted that the men behaved in two different ways listening to this news. If the marriage was legal the husband would be pretty happy and hug her wife. If , however, the boy and girl were unmarried, the boy would sweat like a pig I loved it whenever I used to see the boy in such trouble….serves you right for rubbing your nose without marrying I thought!

Third , the only possible way out for a baby was a woman’s belly button. The doctor had the keys of the belly button. After nine months when the baby knocked the hell out of her mother, she would be taken to a hospital , the doctor would open the belly lock with the keys ( how he got the keys was a mystery to me) and pull the baby out and then lock the woman’s belly once again.

So Here is the Conclusion

Nobody in India likes to discuss these things, if you dared to do it, you were thought to be a pervert. Hence I did not. To tell you the truth till class 10. I was pretty sure that these conclusions were right just as Newton’s laws of Motion.

-To Be Continued

Wait for my next post to know more about…how my bollywood paper..I mean biology paper was and in spite of all this how I managed to score good marks in biology and my Biological journey from Half yearlys to Boards….

Bollywood Actors- A Bunch of Overrated Jerks!

If you think that I am going to take the names of most overrated or underrated actors that our country has today then your mind is on the wrong track. I am not going to do it. I am just trying to take your attention towards reality and make you think what you should think. I am not saying you should not admire them or their work but just give them exactly that much assiduity that they really deserve. Hope you get my point. If not then you have no choice, Read On!


Its all about the Money!!
Money Money....Money Money Money....crap!
These people are not doing any social work by acting in films. Its all about the Money. So why don't we treat acting as any other damn Job. The point I am trying to make here is that Acting is the most overrated profession in history. For instance leave that aside, Moving on we just have a bunch of very fine actors present in the film industry but the actresses of today are really nothing more than a piece of shit. no doubt they are one of the beautiful creatures on planet earth, but when it comes to acting, they suddenly go numb, we see them acting well only if the director is smart enough to make them work real hard and then also we admire them for the job that they dont even know In other words they are overrated, that proves my point .

I am again saying that I am not against acknowledging their work but what I am against is giving them divine status.

Just Imagine..Suppose by any means Shah Rukh Khan or any other overrated Jabroni visits your home and asks for some monetary help( Let )...Will you deny??

Never!
and Imagine a war widow or the siblings of a Martyr Kargil Hero visit your home for some help..Whom you will prefer helping??

But thats not the answer I was looking for!

Just have a look at their salaries or wages rather....Now ask yourself Do they actually deserve?. There wont be any single being saying yes which is the truth.

These Jabronies just work a few hrs a day and that too under the conditions laid by them and what they get is mass popularity and hell lotta black money.

Take any other damn Profession in public or private sector and compare it with their job and the difference is easily noticeable, the same difference which is between heaven n hell...Am I talking too much? Thatz the truth and we can't deny it.

This is the only reason why the youth of today( including me :P) is attracted towards this industry. Today, there are just a bunch of people who wants to join army on their will....rest all are either compelled which are again very few or others which have no option other than joining army this is a very mortifying act and disgrace to the country. If there would be such monetary attention seeking oppurtunities in the army and other jobs which are helpful in the development of the country by any means there would be numbers attracted towards these jobs and which would be good for the country as well....

Now Lemme ask a Question...today as the nation is celebrating the Xth Anniversary of the Kargil War Victory there would be a handful of people who actually remember that what were the circumstances those days, how the country was managing stuff etc....and others will have to give a hell lotta stress on their unidirectional minds to remember just the names of the soldiers killed.

These people know about the Filmfare awards but very few of them know which is the highest Gallantry award given by Indian Army...those who dont know its the PARAM VEER CHAKRA.

I am not saying that Indian Army is underrated but it is rightly rated, that much attention is given to them, what should be given.

We treat all actors as Stars...We call them talented...But for instance ask yourself....Is this the real talent..Hell No!!
The real talent does not lie in the film indsutry. It lies with each and every individual who provides a tiny help in development of the nation including the army, navy , air force, those people have sleepless nights just to make us have a sound sleep...The talent lies in the Agricultural Sector the farmers etc those people spend hours managing stuff there....

Admire the Film Industry, being a fan is not a crime but at the same time do not forget that there are other deserving people too, By our little appreciation of their work they get motivated.
Dont Ignore them.

The Indian Film industry is not at all worth of the attenntion that it gets..Its the Fact!

All Hail Kargil war Heroes!!

Hail Indian Army!

- To Be Continued

What Where When and Why?

The Following abstract has been modified and is taken from my First Book which is titled " Hoping against Hope-A Tale of Destiny and Triumph " which is yet to be published.

"What is the problem with these four W's. Whenever any one of these words is present whether in Question Paper or anywhere else it is an indicator of the thing which is known as 'Problem'..yaa....Pee Aar O Be Al E Am...Problem and which needs to be solved asap.
How many of you ever Questioned others about the existence of this world, about your existence, about The Creator of this Universe and How everything in this Universe takes place so perfectly.
Who is behind the scenes?

You will call him GOD...


GOD..Who??

Is GOD the one Who lives hundreds of thousands of millions of Miles above the earth or GOD is the one who resides beneath the earth or in some other Planet..Hell No
There is not a single Homo Sapien who has a grain size info about it.

Have you ever thought Why We all are Created , I mean What is the exact reason. Who gave the order and What is the need....In fact our civilization had flourished by just asking “why?”. So, could there be any race superior to ours? No? Why? I mean, why not?
Are We a part of some Assignment or Project that was given to some Super Human Being and How small are we as compared to the one who is behind us, I am not talking about the size but We don't know such things or We are not made to know such things

So Why the man(Let) behind the scenes dont make us aware about his identity. All these Questions are very Fascinating. They will take you to a different world altogether. You can keep on dreaming them and I gurran'damn'tee that you will forget everything else.
Man had been intrigued by what happened to him within his noticable domains…sensible right? So, he went about in search of the answers as to why they happened and then he found that the answers were really senseless leading to another question and then yet another. While we were busy knowing how the birds fly, we failed to ask why the birds fly…The answer is to move? Why should anything move? How did, in the first place, movement come into existence and what is existence? This is when I feel a hint of a superior civilization to ours(which you people call GOD), which created the small domain that we call ‘the universe.

We invented everything ranging from a small needle or a ball point pen to Aircrafts, Space Stations ,from hardware to software and from wars to natural calamities! What ability was it or What was the power which helped us to do all these Elephantine tasks. May be we were made to do all these…which seems absolutely correct ,may be all this is what we call in human as an experiment or an Assignment/Project which I was refering to earlier. May be we are all controlled…yes we are..no second opinion required...


Now Moving On...Everything is said to have formed from big bang. How and Why did big bang occur? May be it was the start of this experiment on us or on what we call our ‘world’, rather.
The Person who is doing all these stuff is aware that we are unaware of the fact that He is making all of us do that we are actually doing....Its slight confusing statement and I surely could frame it in a better way but who has the time to do it...It doesnt matter..Read on...
or in other words why don’t we know that we are being controlled...ya this one is better..Darn, I wasted two lines in writing a stupid statement that could be framed in a simpler way..Dammit!
Read on...Well let me ask you something-does a computer program actually ‘know’ that it is being controlled by the computer? Does the computer really know that it is being controlled by the chip within? Does a computer chip know it is being controlled by various elements? It is something similar to all these. and if you have brains you can easily get it but if you are a Brainless Jabroni then I am not sorry. Everything around us happens as it happens today because it is probably ‘run’ that way. Have you ever wondered why a body has to move in the direction of force applied on it and not against it? Why does force even exist? Why does energy exist? Why are all these elements of nature immortal unlike us? If we try to talk in a programmer’s language, may be force energy and matter were like library functions in a language called ‘universe’ that were used to create programs which govern how things are supposed to happen.

So What actually happens or What is simply My Conclusion

What I Fink is we are still trying to know the codes of these programs ignoring what lies beneath…what made these codes…another dimension we fail to think in, a dimension were rationality fails to exist, where our universe is simulated on a ‘computer’ and when the power supply is cut, we simply do not exist!"

Thats the bottom Line...Cause The Great One Said So!

Bringing the Attitude Era Back

"You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

What comes in your mind when you hear this Statement.This is not a Question first of all. I am telling you that 'What' comes in ur mind when you hear this statement :P

yeah What

What^^^

WHAT^^

What?

What??

That WWE

What!!

should bring

What!!

The Attitude Era

What!!

Back

What!!



Some people Say "FORGET THE ATTITUDE ERA"
its gone forever, its like saying "how can I live my childhood again.

But As Far as I know I'm an Attitude Era mark -- yes, I admit, a mark -- and even though I admit the wrestling wasn't the main focus during the Attitude Era but the storylines were, I STILL pick the Attitude Era over any other era in wrestling. Always have, and always will. Believe me when I say this ,Give me Stone Cold's beer truck and Rock's awesome promos and Y2J and Stephanie McMahon acting like teenagers picking on each other again, and I would buy a ticket every single time. I'm as sick of the PG Era as I am of Ric Flair.


What is Vince's Point of View of not bringing the Attitude Era Back?

1). As much as I want Vince and the writers to go back to what made them so popular, you have to understand that vince isnt trying to hook my generation anymore (i'm 20) he's trying to hook the next generation because they are the future of wrestling. what vince is doing now is no different from what the major sports teams do: Rebuild. Vince is trying to rebuild the fan base and the fan interest and rebuilding may take up to 3 or 4 years. Lets say, for example, vince is trying to hook the 9 or 10 year old. These kids just want a hero like John Cena or Batista to be beaten like hell in the whole match and then the combination of 4-5 moves give them victory in no time. But thatz not their fault, they are lkids afterall!! I think it may take vince 3 or 4 years to actually hook them onto his product before going back to the "glory days". yes, most of us who grew up during the attitude era are suffering, the matches aren't that great, some of the superstars are getting stale, and the feuds are just as bad.

Back in the 80's and early 90's, vince appealed to both young and old fans. what changed was when wcw started competing with the wwf. bischoff started getting vince's guys to sign with him and started the monday night wars. vince's response was the attitude era. vince wanted to win the ratings war and would have done anything to get the ratings.

Vince is a Legend, He is a Perfect Buissinessman

The only way we could see another attitude era is if TNA or ROH starts beating the wwe in rating within a year and a half. but i don't see that happening since TNA won't push anyone younger than 35 and ROH just started doing weekly TV tapings a few months ago. Guess we're stuck with the PG WWE.

2). They don't have the characters, they don't have the wrestlers to bring back that era. I'm not saying that you HAVE to have a SCSA or a Rock to bring back that era but you do need overly charismatic characters and you need at least one huge new guy to push to lead that era. Someone that the people could get behind and want to cheer no matter what. The WWE did have that person in Kennedy but he got released. Other than that there is nobody else out there in WWE that can do it.

People will say Cena... but the thing is... for the Attitude to work... you have to appeal to the teenage demographic, not the kids cause the kids aren't going to really get it as well as the teens would. And since Cena doesn't appeal to the teens as they majority hate him while the kids love him... Cena can't be the face if there was to be a new attitude era.

Then on top of that you also need new faces, new faces that have potential to rise to the top. Thing is... there are far more components to make a successful era that could rival the Attitude era that just aren't there... but the most important aspect needed is a rival company. WWF had WCW to push them to try cause well... WWF almost had to fold.

TNA isn't even a blip on the radar and ROH... ROH is a smaller blip than TNA so WWE doesn't have to do anything "good" to stay afloat because right now they are doing just fine. They've moved on from our generation and are feeding the next generation. But when WWE starts to really feel threatened again ... surely they'll start to up things again and make it a lot more watchable than it is now.


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Conclusion :

So here is a list of things about the ATTITUDE ERA

1). I miss the attitude era most because of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin. If those two guys, two of the most famous wrestlers to ever step in the ring, returned... then I wouldn't have complained about the attitude era. I know a lot of people like the earlier storylines, but I don't see what's so good about them.

I used to like the important aspects of it, like the greatest introduction of all time, with Jericho coming out for the first time against The Rock. that promo was gold, and it was great catching up with it on Youtube years later. I know that there are a few great promos from the Attitude Era, and some great matches from that time period as well. The Hell in a Cell between Shawn Michaels and Undertaker was really good too, people say it was a great match.

Y2J was an awesome force during the Atitude Era. We saw Stephanie practically grow up on TV during the AE, including her wedding to Test and her drive-thru wedding with Hunter. We saw HHH and HBK do their stuff, and Road dogg who rhymed all the time. We had TLC Matches and Edge and Lita and APA. I could go on and on, but I won't.

We saw better storylines, and better tag-teams during the AE, and the ppl who had the belts kept the belts longer than two weeks at a time. The belts weren't passed around like hot potatoes like they are now.

When I compare the WWE now to the WWE during the AE, there is a huge difference, and there always will be.

Its just Austin and The Rock..thats it...I dont give a shit abt anyone else.


2). It WAS the greatest Wrestling ERA ever, don't try to deny it, because when asked most real wrestling fans (and I mean real, by people who have watched wrestling most of their lifes) will say this exact same thing.


3). People loved it because of *takes deep breath* SCSA, The Rock, Chris Jericho, HHH, HBK, Undertaker (biker gimmick), The Hardys, The Dugleys, E&C, ect. This list goes on for a freaking week.


4). Yes it had a lot more entertainment moments and less wrestling moments than wrestling had PROBALY ever had before, but the things about this where. Those entertainment moments where actually funny, and the wrestling that was done was freaking awesome.


5). Vince McMahon let himself get stunned and/or attacked regularly. This might not seem like much but look up videos of him getting attacked back in those days. Pretty big pops.


6). It's dead, GET OVER IT! There's no other way to put that. The single best era ever in wrestling is dead and gone and we fans of it need to move on.


We all know that Attitude Era wont be back, but fuck, saying current period of PG shit is better than Attitude is fucking moronic.


So We will End this from where it all started..I mean


"You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"



RIP Attitude!

The Montreal Screwjob

Characters Involved:

1) Vincent Kennedy McMahon

2) The Show Stopper, The Main Event , The Icon ,Mr Wrestlemania The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels Hickenbottom

3) The Poor Guy...Bret' The Hitman' Hart

4) The Ref Earl Hebner

5) 70 Thousand People cheering for Bret in his hometown.



The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "shoot screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels.

The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion.

Bret was Screwed!

What was the fuckin Reason??

Hart's departure

The reason for this screwjob was rooted in Hart's decision to leave McMahon's company for its chief competitor, World Championship Wrestling (WCW), after McMahon told Hart that financial problems would not allow him to keep Hart on under his recently signed 20 year contract. Hart cited a clause in his contract that granted him "reasonable creative control" and was steadfast in his refusal to lose a match hosted in his home country of Canada, especially against Shawn Michaels, with whom he did not get along.

McMahon remained insistent that Hart should lose to Michaels in Montreal, fearing that his company's business would suffer if WCW announced Hart as its latest signing while he still held the WWF World title. Although Hart and McMahon agreed to a compromise on the match ending that allowed Hart to retain the title, McMahon was determined to remove the title from Hart.

Setup and execution

On the Wednesday before the Survivor Series (which was to be held on Sunday), McMahon met with Michaels, Paul Levesque (Triple H), and a close coterie of advisors in a hotel room in Montreal and planned the screwjob. It is unclear how many people knew of the impending screwjob, but McMahon's close aides Gerald Brisco and Robert Remus had been involved in the planning. In addition, McMahon and Michaels contrived to keep Pat Patterson in the dark, owing to his close relationship with Hart. Hart and Michaels had met with Patterson to discuss the match setup and plan, during which Hart agreed to allow Michaels to put him into the sharpshooter hold at a time when the referee would be unconscious.The rest of the match was planned to proceed thus: Hart would grab Michaels' foot and reverse the hold, putting him in the sharpshooter. Michaels would submit to the hold, but the referee would still be unconscious. Hart would let go of the hold to try to revive the referee, but Michaels would hit Hart with his finisher, the Sweet Chin Music, and make the pin. A second referee would then run to the ring with Owen Hart, Jim Neidhart, and Davey Boy Smith following close behind. The second referee would start the count, but Owen and Davey Boy would break the pin. The original referee would then recover and start to make the count, but Hart would kick out, setting up about five more minutes of brawling that would result in a disqualification.

Reactions

While much of the live Montreal audience immediately understood what had happened and responded angrily, television viewers had been left largely confused as Survivor Series went off the air four minutes ahead of schedule with the parting image of Michaels holding the belt aloft as he disappeared backstage. Rumors and expressions of surprise and shock pervaded the INTERNET almost immediately after the match ended. Many fans and observers considered it a creative and all-time great match finish.Subsequent WWF shows saw large numbers of fans loudly chanting "We want Bret," holding up pro-Hart signs and booing Michaels, McMahon and others believed to be responsible for the screwjob.Observers of professional wrestling speculated whether the entire episode would result in WCW becoming the dominant brand in Canada, where a large majority of fans had remained loyal to WWF, especially as the Hart family was working with the company.

Those were the days ; Bring back The Attitude Era

The Attitude Era was a period in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) and professional wrestling history that began as a direct result of the Monday Night Wars and culminated with the conclusion of the Wars in 2001.

The Attitude Era was a surge in the popularity of professional wrestling in the United States from the late 1990s to early 2000s, as television ratings and pay-per-view buy-rates hit record highs. The Attitude Era was defined by a radical shift in programming content. In contrast to the more traditional, family-friendly content that was common in WWF programming, the Attitude Era sought to attract the young adult demographic by transforming the product into an edgier and more controversial form of entertainment.

Origin


The official date of the Attitude Era was between March 29, 1998 when Stone Cold Steve Austin became the WWF Champion at WrestleMania XIV to April 1, 2001 at WrestleMania X-Seven, days after World Championship Wrestling (WCW) was bought out by the WWF. However, the Attitude Era's origin is attributed to events that took place in the mid 1990's. One of these notable dates was the 1996 King of the Ring when Stone Cold uttered the famous catchphase of "Austin 3:16" and began the WWF's transition to an edgier product

Leading up to the event, Jake Roberts was as a fan favorite and considered the probable winner of the event as his character had successfully defeated alcoholism and drug addiction and was now trying to live life as a constructive member of society. Roberts was defeated by Stone Cold Steve Austin, whose character was that of a heel redneck. With an upset victory over Roberts, Austin mocked his opponent for constantly referencing John 3:16, culminating in the phrase, "Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!" Austin's defiance of authority and social mores proved to be popular amongst the fans, and "Austin 3:16" became a marketing juggernaut for the WWF.
The dominance of anti-heroes and villains was further cemented by the Montreal Screwjob. Vince McMahon used fans' knowledge of the real-life politics behind the incident to create the "Mr. McMahon" character, a corrupt businessman fixated on destroying the lives of disobedient employees. The resultant feud between Austin, portrayed as a working class everyman, and Mr. McMahon became the central storyline of the Attitude Era, propelled by Austin's profanity-laded tirades against McMahon and McMahon's increasingly violent and corrupt retaliations against Austin. Against this backdrop, other adult-oriented stories and characters were introduced, including D-Generation X, a crew of lewd frat boys prone to innuendo, and The Godfather, a pimp who came to the ring accompanied by a variety of prostitutes.

A Glance at the Storylines


Austin vs. McMahon

On the Raw after Austin won the WWF Championship, Mr. McMahon presented him with the newly designed WWF Championship belt and informed Austin that he did not approve of his rebellious nature and that if he didn't conform to society and become his image of what a WWF Champion should be, Austin would face severe consequences. Austin gave his answer in the form of a Stone Cold Stunner to McMahon. This led to a segment a week later where Austin had pledged a few days prior in a meeting to agree to McMahon's terms, appearing in a suit and tie, with a beaming McMahon taking a picture of himself and Austin, his new corporate champion. The entire thing was a ruse by Austin who in the course of the segment proceeded to tear off the suit, telling McMahon it was the last time he'd ever be seen dressed like this. Austin punched McMahon in the "corporate grapefruits", and took another picture with McMahon grieving in pain.

The following week on April 13, 1998, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mr. McMahon were going to battle out their differences in an actual match, but the match was declared a no contest when Dude Love interrupted the entire thing. On that night Raw defeated Nitro in the ratings for the first time since June 10, 1996. Meanwhile, several popular characters emerged on Monday Night Raw that would establish consistently high viewing from fans: The Rock, after not winning over the fans as the face Rocky Maivia, was making a new name for himself as a member of the Nation of Domination, and later as a singles performer, and Triple H, who after Shawn Michaels left due to back injuries took control of D-Generation X and recruited The New Age Outlaws and X-Pac, who had just returned to the WWF after his two years tenure with WCW as a member of the nWo, into his new "D-Generation X Army".



The DX Army and The Rock


With the newly formed "DX Army", D-Generation X participated in numerous segments causing chaos and leaving wreckage wherever they went. On April 27, 1998 Nitro was held at the Norfolk Scope in Norfolk, Virginia, while Raw was held nearby at the Hampton Coliseum in Hampton, Virginia. With the ongoing war between the WWF and WCW, the DX Army decided to initiate an immediate "invasion" of Nitro. The DX Army drove to the Norfolk Scope in an army Jeep, challenging WCW head Eric Bischoff to come out and face them or to let them in. The fans outside the arena for the show began chanting "DX" as they joined the DX Army, helping them attempt to enter the arena and invade the Nitro broadcast. Soon after, the DX Army even appeared at CNN Towers to call out WCW owner Ted Turner. Like Austin, D-Generation X were embraced by fans, with their mischievous antics and defiant attitude, as their popularity continued to grow.

Perhaps the only individual to rival Steve Austin in popularity during this time was The Rock, a third-generation star who was originally introduced to fans as Rocky Maivia and pushed as a major face upon his debut. The fans began to turn against Maivia, as they didn't appreciate him being constantly overemphasized as a good guy and forced into the role. Aggravated by the fans' extreme dislike for him and feeling under appreciated and underestimated, Rocky himself turned against the fans and began to verbally insult them on a weekly basis with various trash-talking promos while referring to himself in the third person.

Through his in-ring abilities and tremendous skills on the microphone, The Rock gained a huge fan base as he continued to grow immensely popular despite every attempt The Rock made to be a heel, even interrupting fans as they repeated The Rock's catch phrases in unison with him, reiterating "This isn't sing-a-long with The Rock!" With his engrossing and funny promos, The Rock became one of the most popular WWF superstars of all time.


We want those Good Ol Days back...or Else We Riot!

Bring Back Attitude Era

RPG-13 Sucks.

A Sad Tale of Rotten Apples

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


Have you come across the quote above?
For some reason, I kept dreaming about the quote ever since I got a flu. Yesterday was the 3rd day I dreamt about it. This is Freaking me out. Yesterday was the day when I managed to visit the market by taking some time off my busy schedule..he he..I am ~damn~ busy after all even in my Holidays as well...I am busy doing nothing. Its the most stressful job in the world . You have to think a lot when you have nothing to do...okay okay I know I was talking about my visit to the market...I saw My favorite fruit Litchi and it was just one vendor who was selling it in the entire market and it was 120 pe kg which was exactly similar with Exotic Fruits in terms of cost. I closed my eyes and passed by. Then I saw Apples and immediately I was reminded of this Legendary Quote " AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY" and I ordered a Kg of Apples. This was my first shopping of Fruits without any sort of outside help from a Family Member or so. I felt proud for actually no reason. When I came home with my head held high and my chest swollen with Pride but soon all my celebrations turned into grief when I was scolded by my Mom for bringing the pack of most rotten apples that could ever existed . Now I came to know how stupid I was...I just told the retailer to give me a kg of apples and I didn't even bother to check them...DAMN! foolish me....after that scolding laced with Love, I had to promise my Mom to never shop for fruits and vegetables again.

Walking on Water

When we talk about the one miracle which involves a person walking on water, the conversation has to involve Jesus. Have you heard of any other person walking on water before? How could you have? After all, he is the only person who can do it.


"About three o’clock in the morning Jesus came to them, walking on the water. When the disciples saw Him, they screamed in terror, thinking He was a ghost. But Jesus spoke to them at once. “It is all right,” He said, “I am here. Do not be afraid.”

Back in the old days, they call a person who is capable of walking on water: a ghost. I can tell you for sure Jesus wasn't the only one who could do that. There is another person, who can perform this miracle. Now in the modern day, we call him a freak! He is the key person behind mindfreak: Criss Angel.




Other than this 2 person, no one else can pull off this act. Worry not. I shall be the 4,444,444th person in history to attempt this act. I'll be walking on crystalline water ice soon. On second thought, walking is too easy. I'll glide and fly on it instead.